The BEST Divorce Letter EVER!!!!...email forward
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-10-11 22:05:31
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this earn to express you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I undergo nothing to show for it.
These measure two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to express me that you had depart your job today and that was the last cover. measure week you came home and didn't change surface sight that I had gotten a new hair cut cooked your favorite meal and even wore a mark new pair of silk boxers.
You came home and ate in two minutes then went straight to rest after watching all your soaps. You don't express me you like me anymore you don't be to undergo sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't like me anymore. Whatever the case is. I am gone. Your EX - Husband P. S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! undergo a great life! Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your earn. It is true that you and I have been married for seven years although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't bring home the bacon. I did sight when you got a hair cut last week. The first thing that came to mind was. "You look just like a girl!" but my care raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER because I stopped eating STEAK seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those silk boxers on because the determine tag was comfort on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning and your new silk boxers were $49.99. After all of this. I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lottery for Ten Million Dollars. I depart my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason. I guess. I hope you undergo the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that with your earn you wrote you won't get a dime from me. So act compassionate and you as well have a Great life. Signed. Rich and Free !!!! P. S. I don't experience if I ever told you this but Carla my sister was born CARL. I wish that's not a problem change is Good !!!![ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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